I am sure that is a burning question each and every one of you have isn't it? Well, thanks to my bloggy friend way over on the other side of the continent in Canada, Hydrant Girl, you're going to find out! It's really not as fascinating as hers. I mean, even though we share the same pasty, pale white legs, I don't happen to have a television in my bathroom. She does, seriously, and I am jealous.
This, my friends, is a panoramic shot of my bathroom taken from the vantage point of, well, the 'throne' as my guy friends call it. I am willing to bet that I am probably the first and only person to ever take a panoramic shot of her bathroom. We've had that horrid shower curtain forever. In fact, in browsing other homes for sale I've come across the same curtain in other people's bathroom at least three or four times. The curtains? They were made by the woman who lived in the house before and are basically a tan piece of fabric. Hey... I never claimed to be Martha Stewart and I'm not petitioning Better Homes and Gardens to come visit.
So getting to the point...
This is what I (we...) read in the bathroom. Its basically a giant stack of magazines that never seems to get any smaller. The biggest problem is that my mom gave me a free subscription to TIME about three years ago and the magazines just keep coming. Since I don't spend a whole heck of a lot of time in the bathroom I don't get a chance to finish the articles I'm reading. Then a new TIME magazine arrives with new articles to read that I never get to finish reading either. Its quite the circular dilemma. There is also a soduko book thrown in there just to make us seem more intellectual in our down time.
There isn't just TIME thrown in that pile. It seems there is something for everyone, from a hard rock drummer to preppy golfer and a soccer mom looking for new slacks. There's even a snowmobile catalog from last winter. I just can't bare myself to throw it away because it's filled with so much stuff I want that I definitely can't afford.
Do I read books or novels in the bathroom? No.
Do I talk on the phone in the bathroom? Not unless you call when I'm about to pee my pants. I absolutely cannot stand it when people talk on the phone while they are on the toilet. gross.
I do, however, use my laptop on occasion when I am knee deep in work.
Don't worry. This post was not typed while in the bathroom (in case you were wondering...)
Now is the fun part.
I am passing this question on to my friends: