Third Annual - Most Amazing Redneck at the Fair Contest

You've been waiting patiently I am sure.  

Well the photos have been snapped and the polls have closed.  This year was a tough year, but as always a clear winner appeared in the end.  Without further ado here are the winners for the 3rd "Most Amazing Redneck at the Fair Contest".....

5th Runner Up

Black Denim Jeans, a Wolf T-shirt, and a pair of mullets on the prowl.

4th Runner Up

 This is a "tooth" for one.

3rd Runner Up

 A nicely placed Confederate flag tattoo (in Vermont).  Complete with Mountain Dew and a random guy wearing a Dale Jarret NASCAR T-shirt in the background.

 

2nd Runner Up

Mr. Aviators thought my husband and I were "four wheeler" salesmen and then complained how you can't drink beer outside of the beer tent.

1st Runner Up

Nothing says classy like walking around the fair shirtless with your family.

Nothing says redneck like a flaming chevy tattoo on your shoulder.

  HonorableMentions
 

4th Honorable Mention "Teenyboppers"

Nothing like a bunch of twelve year old girls strutting around the fair making the carnies turn their heads.

3rd Honroable Mention "The Wolf Pack"

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2nd Honorable Mention "Patches"

Nothing too abnormal.  Oh... Wait... What the heck is on her pants?!

Its apparently a collage of patches? I think?

I've heard of pants with writing across the butt, but this is ridiculous. 

1st Honorable Mention  "Get 'R Done"

Spectactin' the other pulling vehicles because you have to size up the competition.

I love how each man is in an entirely different pose.

And the Most Amazing Redneck at the Fair in 2010 is....

"Look Ma, I gotcha a Hammer!"

Think she noticed me taking her photo?  *evil snicker*

Thank you for joining me for this year's contest!  I hope you enjoyed the presentation and that you come back next year!  You just never know what you will see at the fair.